Now this story about Zachary is being told by Frank...
So I tried to give Beth a little break from Monkey-Wrangling by taking Zach downstairs with me Sunday morning and left her to try and get some sleep. After playing around for a while on the floor, he started getting fussy. I went into the kitchen to make him a bottle of formula, hoping that hunger was cause of the fussiness. I walked into the kitchen and Zach crawled in after me. I made a bottle of formula. As I was getting ready to shake up the bottle, I saw Zach sitting on the floor making a funny face. It was a combination of his standard chewing motion (very familiar to anyone who has seen him eat a puff) and a "what the heck is this" look in his eyes that he gets when he tries new food, especially food that he does not particularly like. Well, I hoped beyond hope that he had managed to get hold of some small piece of trash. Maybe a dust bunny. Maybe a small piece of paper or plastic. I had two thoughts. Number one, please God don't let him choke on anything. Number two, please God, let him have found a small piece of trash. I picked him up but couldn't see inside his mouth. With no other options, I hooked a finger and swept out the inside of his mouth. I came out with something on my finger.
It was wet. It was brown.
IT. WAS. STILL. MOVING.
I think I'm gonna be sick...
OK, it's Beth again. I am really glad I wasn't in the room for that one.

3 comments:
Fun pictures! Did Zach like the beer? I have to say, the story was much better when told with Frank acting out the facial expression. I'm glad I caught the live show. :-)
First off, I guarantee I could outplay that tuba player because I'm awesome.
Second off, quit feeding my nephew cockroaches. We're not THAT poor anymore!
--Uncle Willie
I think the bug thing is appropriate. After all, Frank's first word was "bug"
Mom-Barb
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